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Twitter: @autodespair</description><title>@autodespair : cantcopewontcope</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @cantcopewontcope)</generator><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Do Androids Dance Guest Mix - By Chrissy Murderbot</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="480" src="//www.mixcloud.com/widget/iframe/?feed=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mixcloud.com%2FChrissyMurderbot%2Fdo-androids-dance-guest-mix%2F&amp;amp;embed_uuid=9e9b1416-8da3-4259-a5d1-f0577d27a720&amp;amp;stylecolor=&amp;amp;embed_type=widget_standard" width="480"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mixcloud.com/ChrissyMurderbot/do-androids-dance-guest-mix/?utm_source=widget&amp;amp;utm_medium=web&amp;amp;utm_campaign=base_links&amp;amp;utm_term=resource_link" target="_blank"&gt;Do Androids Dance Guest Mix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; by &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mixcloud.com/ChrissyMurderbot/?utm_source=widget&amp;amp;utm_medium=web&amp;amp;utm_campaign=base_links&amp;amp;utm_term=profile_link" target="_blank"&gt;Chrissy Murderbot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mixcloud.com/?utm_source=widget&amp;amp;utm_medium=web&amp;amp;utm_campaign=base_links&amp;amp;utm_term=homepage_link" target="_blank"&gt; Mixcloud&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53366135022</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53366135022</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:33:31 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>One-touch teargas football - Brazil</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mUXDKVjXlC4" width="420"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53366039258</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53366039258</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:31:55 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af825f2a416d5782cc6a540fd06e1268/tumblr_mf6rxlLb961rbem0jo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53362253080</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53362253080</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:25:34 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Live TV poll on Brazilian protests</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IuL890rwNvo" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53361201828</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53361201828</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:05:26 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Riot Police at Art Basel</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FJkhVEyfhQY" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;from &lt;a href="http://artreview.com/news/art_basel_favela_occupation/" target="_blank"&gt;ArtReview&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;On Friday night Swiss police fired rubber bullets and teargas at an artist-activist group who took over Japanese artist Tadashi Kawamata and architect Christophe Scheidegger’s politically uncomfortable ‘favela cafe’ at Art Basel, a fully working eatery in the guise of Brasil’s ad-hoc urban areas. Art Basel had allowed the group to protest for a limited time.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53361166037</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53361166037</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:04:44 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Alejandro Gómez-Arias – Love is all</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/d93344790e6a43f86c9c9a7897f9e7c1/tumblr_inline_monb4deb3D1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Link to &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy1AkrJlgNM" target="_blank"&gt;video&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Described as &lt;a href="http://animalnewyork.com/2013/worlds-first-kinect-porn/" target="_blank"&gt;&amp;#8220;The World’s First Kinect Porn&amp;#8221;&lt;/a&gt;, made using &lt;a href="http://www.rgbdtoolkit.com/" target="_blank"&gt;RGBD Toolkit&lt;/a&gt;, software which repurposes the depth sensing camera from the Microsoft Kinect alongside a DSLR.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;…the two participants in &lt;em&gt;Love Is All&lt;/em&gt; are turned into hazes of flesh-colored dots arranged into skeletal polygons set against a pitch-black background. They’re ghostly forms in a world more digital than physical.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Full article: &lt;a href="http://animalnewyork.com/2013/worlds-first-kinect-porn/" target="_blank"&gt;ANIMAL&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53361102985</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53361102985</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:03:28 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Blueseed – a community for entrepreneurs on a cruise ship</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://autodespair.wordpress.com/2013/06/17/blueseed-community-for-entrepreneurs-on-a-cruise-ship/blueseed4/" rel="attachment wp-att-3663" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="blueseed4" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3663" height="390" src="http://autodespair.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/blueseed4.png?w=584&amp;amp;h=390" width="584"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From &lt;a href="http://blueseed.co/" target="_blank"&gt;Blueseed&lt;/a&gt; website:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Blueseed is creating the world’s most amazing startup community for entrepreneurs, on a cruise ship 12 nautical miles from the coast of San Francisco, in international waters. The location allows startup entrepreneurs from anywhere in the world to launch or grow their companies near Silicon Valley, without the need for a U.S. work visa. The ship will be converted into a coworking and co-living space, and will have high-speed Internet access and daily transportation to the mainland via ferry boat. So far, over 1300 entrepreneurs from 67 countries have expressed interest in living on Blueseed.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HEIldtHgRJo" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://autodespair.wordpress.com/2013/06/17/blueseed-community-for-entrepreneurs-on-a-cruise-ship/blueseed/" rel="attachment wp-att-3660" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="blueseed" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3660" height="260" src="http://autodespair.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/blueseed.png?w=584&amp;amp;h=260" width="584"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://autodespair.wordpress.com/2013/06/17/blueseed-community-for-entrepreneurs-on-a-cruise-ship/blueseed2/" rel="attachment wp-att-3661" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="blueseed2" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3661" height="261" src="http://autodespair.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/blueseed2.png?w=584&amp;amp;h=261" width="584"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://autodespair.wordpress.com/2013/06/17/blueseed-community-for-entrepreneurs-on-a-cruise-ship/blueseed3/" rel="attachment wp-att-3662" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="blueseed3" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3662" height="261" src="http://autodespair.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/blueseed3.png?w=584&amp;amp;h=261" width="584"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53360880973</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53360880973</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:59:13 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>novaramedia:

‘On the path to a service economy in China’. The...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba1413cb9d667568402e64317b3cc479/tumblr_mokd4ghbfy1rxmf9oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://novaramedia.tumblr.com/post/53238453220/on-the-path-to-a-service-economy-in-china-the" target="_blank"&gt;novaramedia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://novaramedia.com/2013/06/on-the-path-to-a-service-economy-made-in-post-china/" target="_blank"&gt;‘On the path to a service economy in China’. The end of the spatial fix #novaratxt &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53239003659</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/53239003659</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:00:59 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Someone once said that freedom isn’t free. It may have...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F96229329&amp;liking=false&amp;sharing=false&amp;origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Someone once said that freedom isn’t free. It may have been Ronald Reagan, or a cowboy from a film whose title I’ve long forgotten, or maybe it was Reagan playing a cowboy in one of his numerous shitty movies. I don’t know. ANYWAY. Let’s get down to business: &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; NSA BANGERS is an audio landscape full of paranoia, espionage, epic snooping, unhealthy obsession, and the stress of being a contemporary type human being. Basically, NSA BANGERS is the soundtrack of Freedom! And Freedom is expensive y’all! Apparently, it like, costs your Freedom!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/52863550129</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/52863550129</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:25:14 +0100</pubDate><category>SoundCloud</category><category>DJ HENNESSY YOUNGMAN</category><category>DJ mix</category><category>cvs bangers</category><category>nsa</category><category>nsa bangers</category></item><item><title>suicidle:

i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/068f4cba49bf08e7faab60e5b1b4bfd3/tumblr_mh08dcRMbS1ql2m8so1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://suicidle.tumblr.com/post/41160057807/i-was-at-mcdonalds-and-this-kid-dropped-his" target="_blank"&gt;suicidle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/52572710323</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/52572710323</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Jun 2013 22:02:30 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Research for Clockwatching Department</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yu57z_YQyNc" width="420"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;YouTube description:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I have been sitting here looking out the south window (it’s sitting where the 2 is on a wall clock) staring at the moon since 6:30 a.m. and it hasn’t moved anywhere, i am still looking at it and it is 7:47 a.m. and it is still in the same spot. It’s like time is standing still. It finally moved out of my sight around 10 ‘clock. I also was talking with a friend yesterday and mentioned how i don’t feel like i am even part of this world anymore and with all the research and knowledge and things i have learned, I see people and things differently and i don’t feel like i even belong here. I am so, so ready to go home.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;See also: &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronostasis" target="_blank"&gt;Chronostasis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/51566061610</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/51566061610</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2013 17:17:19 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Continuing from my Reed.co.uk art residency:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/34f7a33cc6486f6f60e9241c9d97f8aa/tumblr_inline_mncv3irzXv1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Home/work&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;100+&amp;#8221; - Tumblr vs. Reed or Tumblreed&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/51298886868</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/51298886868</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 14:07:51 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>High tech soul : the creation of techno music</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/2342523" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;High tech soul : the creation of techno music&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/51298472428</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/51298472428</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 13:58:42 +0100</pubDate><category>Vimeo</category></item><item><title>“Collage Nurse” – Reed.co.uk</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://autodespair.wordpress.com/2013/05/22/collage-nurse-reed-co-uk/vintage_nurse_collage_mousepad/" rel="attachment wp-att-3609" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="vintage_nurse_collage_mousepad" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3609" src="http://autodespair.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/vintage_nurse_collage_mousepad.jpg?w=584"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Link to &lt;a href="http://www.reed.co.uk/jobs/collage-nurse/23066853" target="_blank"&gt;Reed job listing for “Collage Nurse”&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://autodespair.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/collage-nurse.png" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3607" height="235" src="http://autodespair.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/collage-nurse.png?w=584&amp;amp;h=235" width="584"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/51073305029</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/51073305029</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:24:21 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Mumdance &amp; Logos - In Reverse - Keysound Kowton VS Kelly...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F91824488&amp;liking=false&amp;sharing=false&amp;origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mumdance &amp; Logos - In Reverse - Keysound&lt;br/&gt; Kowton VS Kelly Twins - Bench Dog - RBMA&lt;br/&gt; Breen - Hooded Up - Dub&lt;br/&gt; Slackk – Inland - Unknown To The Unknown&lt;br/&gt; Moleskin - Sending [Breathless Mix] - Dub&lt;br/&gt; Kollectiv - Hung - Dub&lt;br/&gt; Breen – Rift - Dub&lt;br/&gt; Dizzee Rascal - Strings Hoe (Wen Refix) - Dub&lt;br/&gt; Lemzly Dale &amp; Boofy - Catch A Body - Dub&lt;br/&gt; Rabit - Double Dragon (Logos Remix) - Glacial Sound&lt;br/&gt; Etch - See Me On The Road - Vekta Records (Forthcoming)&lt;br/&gt; Slackk - Blue Forest - Unknown To The Unknown&lt;br/&gt; Breen – Bridge - Free Download via AO-AO&lt;br/&gt; Dark0 - Skelly - Dub&lt;br/&gt; Macker - CCCP - Dub&lt;br/&gt; Logos - Error 808 - Keysound&lt;br/&gt; Bloom - Maze Temple - Lost Codes (Forthcoming)&lt;br/&gt; Chemist – Pessimist - Dub&lt;br/&gt; Llesca - 7 A.D. (Rabit Remix) - Dub&lt;br/&gt; Breen – H O L L O W - Dub&lt;br/&gt; Pea-man - Mind (Breen’s Sleazy Peamix) - Dub&lt;br/&gt; Mssingno - Unknown Title - Dub&lt;br/&gt; Mssingno - 124th - Dub&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/50725893229</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/50725893229</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 14:19:03 +0100</pubDate><category>SoundCloud</category><category>BREEN</category><category>Grime</category><category>breen</category><category>spectrm</category><category>grime</category></item><item><title>Art assistant job listing (accidentally?) re-enacts Francis Alÿs performance</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://autodespair.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/sand-art.png" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3603" height="608" src="http://autodespair.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/sand-art.png?w=584&amp;amp;h=608" width="584"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livepozitive.com/job-offer-assistant-needed-london-uk/" target="_blank"&gt;Job listing for Artist Assistant&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;#8220;Payment in art or lets talk on email&amp;#8221;&lt;/em&gt; – sounds awfully like they are going to be paid in bags of sand.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is this an accidental recreation of Francis Alÿs’ ‘When Faith Moves Mountains’ where 500 Peruvian volunteers, mostly students, moved a sand dune a few centimetres?:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4eNuqLnFaYA" width="420"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;from &lt;a href="http://www.tate.org.uk/whats-on/tate-modern/exhibition/francis-alys/francis-alys-story-deception-room-guide/francis-alys-3" target="_blank"&gt;Tate&lt;/a&gt; website:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;For Alÿs it was essential that the participants gave their time and effort for free so that the action could stand as a model for a lavish expenditure of energy, running counter to conservative economic principles of efficiency and production.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or perhaps it’s more like Santiago Sierra’s &lt;a href="http://www.santiago-sierra.com/200209_1024.php" target="_blank"&gt;’3000 holes of 180 X 50 X 50 CM each’ &lt;/a&gt;(2002)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://autodespair.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/sierra-grid.png" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3602" src="http://autodespair.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/sierra-grid.png?w=584"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/50645900660</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/50645900660</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:23:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Limmy's Show - Swings vs. Work</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bpv-j02qpMA" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/50568790502</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/50568790502</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 11:30:26 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Gallery Invigilator.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3587" src="http://autodespair.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/gallery-invigilator.png?w=584"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2jU9mJbJsQ8" width="420"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/50498794069</link><guid>http://cantcopewontcope.tumblr.com/post/50498794069</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 16:06:50 +0100</pubDate><category>whitechapel</category><category>Gallery Invigilator</category></item><item><title>“get it right”</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have been looking for personal statement templates for a CV, the most common advice is to &lt;a href="http://www.linkedin.com/today/post/article/20130117141235-20017018-stop-using-these-16-terms-to-describe-yourself" target="_blank"&gt;avoid using buzzwords&lt;/a&gt;, as far as I can tell this means using less commonly used buzzwords so as to &amp;#8220;stand out from the crowd&amp;#8221;. A torturous logic of trying to &amp;#8220;sell yourself&amp;#8221; whilst battling against &amp;#8220;authenticity’s&amp;#8221; rebranding, digging for adjective rarities and discarding the unfashionable / overused ones. Perhaps it is not this at all, perhaps it is being &amp;#8220;bold&amp;#8221;, &amp;#8220;thinking outside the box&amp;#8221; and using an image instead of a personal statement?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://autodespair.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/gizzajob.png" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3580" src="http://autodespair.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/gizzajob.png?w=584"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Tempted to use this. But the joblessness-induced dread is strong.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(Still yet to write that personal statement).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The following horrors are taken from the Jobsite article ‘&lt;a href="http://www.jobsite.co.uk/insider/your-cvs-personal-statement-get-it-right-5128/" target="_blank"&gt;Your CV’s Personal Statement – Get it Right&lt;/a&gt;‘:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Don’t fall into the trap of using tired, old phrases&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Don’t state the obvious – we’ve all seen these phrases before. What you need to do is give us something that makes you stand out. What are your capabilities? What can you bring to the table?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;It’s not the place to tell a story&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Your statement should be in third person and written in an objective way. It needs to read like a sales or marketing brochure, all about you: what service are you selling? Does it demonstrate who you are? What is your position in the marketplace? Why are you the right service provider to do the job? Keep it short and impersonal.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;We don’t want to see your face&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt; The golden rule with CVs is never give someone a reason not to call you. So, if they can find something negative on your CV, they will, and this could be your picture&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Don’t be afraid to sell yourself&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt; It’s not just about having the capability to do the job anymore – out of 100 applicants, 80 will be as qualified as you. An employer will be looking for someone who can give him a good rate of return in his investment.&lt;/p&gt;
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