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Evan Roth - Banners & Skyscrapers (screen capture)

Feb 1

LAPD is warning real estate agents not to use images of properties taken from drones

 
“The Los Angeles Police Department is warning real estate agents not to use images of properties taken from unmanned aircraft, saying the flying drones pose a potential safety hazard and could violate federal aviation policy.

The warning was issued this week after officers saw a television news report showing a basketball-sized object with multiple rotors hovering over an expansive Westside residence.”We are just trying to inform the public to ensure that before hiring these companies to operate these aircraft in federal airspace, that they are abiding by the federal regulations to ensure safety,” said police Sgt. George Gonzalez.”

Full article: Los Angeles Times
Via: Adam Orbit & Janice Aitken

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The Mystery of The Floating Feet

Just found this video posted a year ago which maps out the mystery of the floating feet (in a pretty odd reporting style).

Link to BBC News article“Police have said it is possible the feet come from the passengers aboard a small plane which crashed into the water in the region several years ago - their bodies were never recovered.

The Coroners Service of British Columbia has investigated this idea but to date, it has failed to match DNA samples collected from members of the crash victims’ families with DNA obtained from some of the mystery feet.”

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Star Trek TNG Ambient Engine Noise (looped for 24 hours)

from YouTube description:”One of my favourite things about the Star Trek franchise are all the great ambient sounds that represent the engine noise on the various ships. My favourite ambient noise from the whole series is the engine idling noise in TNG. I have cleaned up a sample from the show and then looped it for 24 hours. Great for ambiance and imagining that you’re in deep space.

A copy of this sound in mp3 form is available at: nrg0.us/nccAmbient.mp3

via: Zeinkal

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Eugene Thacker - On Horror, The Supernatural, Dark Media… (2010)

Kayfabe

emailed to let us know that they’ve made a film. Apparently it will called Kayfabe, which is the practice by which professional wrestlers imitate the real to such an extent they live it, which is apt on quite a few levels. This is a 15 second clip that dropped in to our inbox with the subject “.”, it’s the mini-trailer to Hype Williams’ Denna Frances Glass and Dean Blunt’s new movie, funded (so Denna tells us) by the Black Israelites of Harlem and available on DVD, and screening around Europe soon. The soundtrack, by Hype Williams singer Inga Copeland, is out now on white label. Email dennafrances@gmail.com for a copy, while you marvel at the world, and humanity for creating such things. ”
The following are excerpts from the amazingly extensive Wikipedia article on Kayfabe:

In professional wrestlingkayfabe (pronounced /ˈkeɪfeɪb/) is the portrayal of events within the industry as “real” or “true”. Specifically, the portrayal of professional wrestling, in particular the competition and rivalries between participants, as being genuine or not of a worked nature. Referring to events or interviews as being a “chore” means that the event/interview has been “kayfabed” or staged, or is part of a wrestlingangle while being passed off as legitimate. Kayfabe has also evolved to become a code word of sorts for maintaining this “reality” within the realm of the general public.

Kayfabe is often seen as the suspension of disbelief that is used to create the non-wrestling aspects of promotions, such as feuds, angles, and gimmicks, in a similar manner with other forms of entertainment such as soap opera or film. In relative terms, a wrestler breaking kayfabe during a show would be likened to an actor breaking character on camera. Also, since wrestling is performed in front of a live audience, whose interaction with the show is crucial to the show’s success (see pop), one might compare kayfabe to the fourth wall, since there is hardly any conventional fourth wall to begin with.


Breaking kayfabe

“…There have been several examples of breaking kayfabe throughout wrestling history. It should be pointed out that what exactly constitutes “breaking” is rather difficult to define. It is rare for kayfabe to be dispensed with totally and the events acknowledged as scripted. Often the “break” may be implied or through an allusion (for example calling a wrestler by his/her real name) and standards tend to vary as to what is a break…”


Examples:

“During the (kayfabe) trial of Eric Bischoff in December 2005, Chris Masters was brought in to defend Bischoff. Judge Vince McMahon asked Masters for his name, to which he answered “Chris Masters,” but McMahon replied “It says here his real name is Chris Mordetzky,” and then disqualified Masters from the trial.”


Story lines become real life:

“Some efforts to promote kayfabe have resulted in real-life consequences.

While working as a booker for WCW, Kevin Sullivan conceived an angle where Woman (Nancy Daus Sullivan, Sullivan’s wife both on-screen and off), would leave his character for Chris Benoit’s. Sullivan insisted that the two should travel together to preserve kayfabe for the general public. This resulted in Sullivan’s wife legitimately leaving him for Benoit when the two developed a real-life romantic relationship during their time together. Nancy ultimately married Benoit in 2000; Benoit later murdered her and their son and committed suicide (see Chris Benoit double murder and suicide).”

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Hype Williams live at King Georg, Köln (8th April 2011)

Mystery apologies leave town baffled

“An anonymous letter writer has sent out a mass apology to pubs, businesses and households across Whitstable.

Dozens of handwritten notes have been delivered to addresses around the town, leaving landlords, shopkeepers and residents mystified. The four-line letters, on scraps of lined paper, simply read: “I take back any false or bad remarks, any rudeness or negative actions.”

But recipients told the Times they could not think of anyone who owed them an apology. …One theory is that the letters could be linked to an Alcoholics Anonymous programme called The Twelve Steps, which involves recovering alcoholics making a list of everyone they have harmed as a result of their drinking, and making amends where possible.

AA declined to respond to the Times’ request for a comment but a spokesman for alternative alcohol support group Al-Anon, which meets at St John’s Methodist Church in Argyle Road, said: “It may well be from an AA member but there is no way of finding this out.” Police inspector Terry Chuter said no one had reported the letters to police…”

Full article: ThisIsKent

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“Starting today, we give ourselves the ability to reactively withhold content from users in a specific country” - Twitter

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“With those words earlier today, in a blog posting titled “Tweets still must flow” the management of Twitter‘s went over to the dark side and may well have dug their own grave.

In what can only have been a fit of corporate insanity, Twitter announced that it has the ability to filter tweets to conform to the demands of various countries.

Thus, in France and Germany it is illegal to broadcast pro-Nazi sentiments and Twitter will presumably be able to block such content and inform the poster why it was blocked.

Quite obviously, Twitter’s management believes that there is some kind of value in being able to filter in this way but given that, over the course of 2011, the number of tweets per second (tps) ranged from a high of almost 9,000 tps down to just under 4,000 tps, any filtering has got to be computer-driven…”

Full article: Forbes Tech 

Via: MachineStarts

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Texas band called 7-Inch Stitch who base all their songs on Jeff Lint & Steve Aylett book titles.

Hoover Bot

Hoover Bot listening to QVC.
Hoover Bot listening to news report of Occupy London Stock Exchange.
Hoover Bot malfunctioning.

Mini-camcorder mounted on Hoover Bot.

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Spam bot offers sexual services in apocalypse-roleplay

Walt Disney Mickey Mouse t-shirt “inspired by the iconic sleeve of Joy Division’s ‘Unknown Pleasures’ album”

“…The wave pattern of the album artwork has been adapted to feature the silhouette of Disney’s biggest star Mickey Mouse. A line on the website originally gave a nod towards the band stating “Inspired by the iconic sleeve of Joy Division’s ‘Unknown Pleasures’ album, this Waves Mickey Mouse Tee incorporates Mickey’s image within the graphic of the pulse of a star. That’s appropriate given few stars have made bigger waves than Mickey!” however this has now been removed….

Members of Joy Division have spoken out both against and in favour of the t-shirt. Drummer Stephen Morris has said “I was quite angry when I first saw it. No one asked us. They’re trading off the band and our album cover. I don’t like the design at all. It’s horrible.” While bassist Peter Hook is said to be “very flattered” about the use of the bands album artwork.

While, Peter Hook added: I must admit, over the years I’ve become used to Mickey Mouse t-shirts, especially where Joy Division are concerned, because it was something that we never bothered with early on in our career and we’ve never attached much importance to that side of things actually. I’m used to bootleggers.

Adding: “I spend a lot of my time policing Joy Division bootlegs and normally we ask for a contribution to be made to Ian’s charity for Epilesy. So, maybe if we wanted to make Disney feel guilty we could suggest that they did that”

Full article: 
Gigwise

Unknown Pleasures cover design - from Wikipedia:

“The front cover image comes from an edition of the Cambridge Encyclopedia of Astronomy, and was originally drawn with black lines on a white background. It presents successive pulses from the first pulsar discovered, PSR B1919+21—often referred to in the context of this album by its older name, CP 1919. The image was suggested by drummer Stephen Morris and the cover design is credited to Joy Division, Peter Saville and Chris Mathan.”

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S.L.T.Spirit (TRANSFORMATIVA RMX)

Transformativa – ‘S.L.T. Spirit’

“…Transformativa is conducting a truly mesmerising wild and chaotic symphony of sound that reaches some dark depths of barely-in-control intensity at various points of this ‘remix’, especially around the two minute mark when a quite menacing swirl of vocals appear. What is equally admirable is the lack of irony and gimmick – despite brief moments of clarity when the original leaks through the storm, Transformativa seems to be chasing an almost brooding atmosphere rather than a hacked-up dancefloor play of deconstructing familiarity (not that there’s anything necessarily wrong with that, of course). The brief appearance and subsequent disappearance of a cogent beat towards the climax seems to emphasise this separation from club space.”

via: FACT Magazine

Agency using cellphones’ GPS for quick job placements in Japan

According to The Economic Times, a placement agency in Japan is using phone handsets’ global positioning system to quickly match workers to temporary jobs, doing away with interviews and other formalities.

quotemarksright.jpgThe service provided by Tokyo-based firm LocationValue was launched in 2006. Job applicants are to send the company their resumes and make requests about the times of the day and workplaces where they want to work, the Kyodo news agency reported.

The firm locates the applicants, using the global positioning systems built into their cellphones and promptly contacts prospective employers.

Employers can view applicants’ track records of work performances on LocationValue’s phone site and dispense with face-to-face job interviews before landing capable workers.

At present, an estimated 320,000 workers are registered with the company’s service.quotesmarksleft.jpg

Read full article.”

Via: Textually

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